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Tag: resume writing humor

March 7, 2025March 7, 2025Business, Tips & Tricks

Why Would Anyone Pay a Professional to Write Their Resume? Here Are 10 Brilliantly Bad Reasons!

Ah, the job search! A thrilling adventure where you get to be ignored by recruiters, rejected by automated robots, and told you’re […]

February 4, 2025February 5, 2025Life style, Tips & Tricks

Why You Should Absolutely Create Your Own DIY Resume (If You Love Rejection)

So, you’ve decided to take the brilliant route of crafting your very own DIY resume. Congratulations, genius! You’ve just signed yourself up […]

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I’m Dave Capra—a 65-year-old marketing warhorse with the caffeine intake of a startup founder and the sass of a retired rockstar who still sells out stadiums. With 40+ years in sales, 20 years as a freelance content assassin, and more digital wins than your nephew with a YouTube channel, I help small businesses punch above their weight class. I build resumes that get people hired, websites that convert like hellfire, and digital strategies that actually make money—not just vibes. Also, I moonlight as the illustrator and Co-Captain a squirrel-based children’s empire, because why not? Bottom line: I’m the guy you call when you want results without the sugar coating, hand holding, or spiritual awakenings. Let's get it done.

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