Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not your average “marketing guru” slinging overpriced eBooks or creating mediocre content.
I’m Dave Capra. I’ve been selling, writing, creating, and rockin’ it since the advent of disco – and I haven’t stopped since. I’ve got a brain full of real-world experience, a heart for small business underdogs, and just enough sarcasm to keep your inbox spicy.
Need a resume that makes recruiters sit up straighter? A website that doesn’t suck the life out of your leads? Content that slaps harder than an angry feminist? Well, I bring 40+ years of sales swagger, 20+ years of copywriting muscle to the table!
Let’s make magic. Or mayhem. I’m good with both.
40+ Years in Sales & Marketing
I’ve closed more deals than a Vegas blackjack table. From cold calls to boardrooms, I’ve navigated the sales jungle since rotary phones ruled the world. High pressure. High impact. No fluff. No apologies.
20 Years of Freelance Wizardry
Ghostwriter. Copywriter. Rainmaker. I’ve written everything but ransom notes. If it sells, I’ve probably written it. Need words that punch harder than a caffeine overdose? You found your guy.
Custom resumes tailored to every job post. Unlimited rewrites until you're hired. $99 flat.
Digital marketing, copywriting, and AI-powered sales systems for small businesses.
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Who I Work With:
- Small Business Owners – Currently being lost in the Big Corporate shadows
- Job Seekers – Being slapped down by the ATS digital gatekeeper
- Authors, Coaches & Experts – Tired of flailing away at things they are not Authors, Coaches and Experts in
- Business Owners – Looking at the results of their marketing efforts, which makes them cry
- ANYONE looking for RESULTS without the BS
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Let’s cut the crap—this isn’t your grandma’s newsletter (unless your grandma cusses, hustles, and knows how to land a six-figure gig with one hand on the keyboard and the other flipping off the system).
This is my personal inbox invasion—where I drop unfiltered, occasionally genius-level nuggets straight from the fever dream that is my brain:
Job-hunting hacks that’ll slap your stale resume into shape and get you interviews faster than you can say “ATS is a scam.”
Money-making ideas so stupidly simple you’ll wonder why you’re still broke.
Behind-the-scenes rants and revelations from a man who’s seen more corporate BS than an HR complaint box at Enron.
And yes… the occasional philosophical meltdown, because who doesn’t want a life coach that sounds like a cross between George Carlin, Tony Robbins, and a caffeinated raccoon?
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🔥 Why Work With Me?
Experience You Can’t Google. Wisdom You Can’t Fake.
40 years in sales & management
20 years as a freelance copywriter
1,000+ resumes customized for real people
Over $1M in ad copy generated
Illustrator of children’s books
Creator of content that actually converts
- Because I don’t have time for nonsense
- Because I don’t believe in wasting money
- Because I’ve lived what I teach.
- And because life’s too short for boring business.
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